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SWITZERLAND - 4th in the world in guns per capita,extremely permissive gun control laws, and a LOW crime rate. Hmmm...

TAGS: guns capita usa control
Rating: 4.72/5

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americamessedup - November 22, 2014, 11:13 pm
Maybe it's because they don't pump fear through media
nicholsjoshua15 - March 3, 2013, 10:45 pm
Just try to ra** these two lovely ladies and they'll be digging 556 lead out of your cold dead a*s at a morgue.

IF I HAD A DOLLAR... - For every time that capitalism was blamed for problems caused by government, I'd be a fat filmmaker with a baseball hat.

TAGS: capitalism michael moore fatass socialist
Rating: 4.92/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:25 am
Magnificent. 5 stars. Sending this to my daughter-in-law. She's still a fan

you mean to tell me -

THE MAFIA - Just like in the "Old Country," organized crime always votes Republican.

TAGS: italian mafia cosa nostra al capone republican
Rating: 2.21/5

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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:33 pm
You're kidding right?
Kewgah - November 16, 2012, 7:47 am
Al Capone, Chicago gangster. Barack Obama, Chicago politician. Difference? None! Dumbass


TAGS: economics capitalism socialism
Rating: 3.14/5

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realitycheck - October 8, 2015, 3:29 am
Well, you apparently opted to skip the bottle labeled "economic knowledge..."



TAGS: captain obvious illegal immigration immigrant crime criminal msnbc contessa brewer
Rating: 4.48/5

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JGalt - November 30, 2012, 6:21 am
and demokkkrats don't care: http://www.nationalterroralert.com/2011/05/16/texas-officials-say-terrorists-sneaking-across-the-border/
Comedian1298 - November 29, 2012, 11:30 pm
obama is stupid. they are illegal for a reason

Why Can't Liberals Understand This??? -

CHE GUEVARA - Dead Communists on T-Shirts. An Excellent Marketing Concept.

Net Neutrality, R.I.P. -

TAGS: crony capitalism
Rating: 4.2/5

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GrouchoMarxists - November 24, 2017, 4:06 pm
..R.I.P. is right. Prophetic.

THE GREAT DEPRESSION - Capitalism failed. Looks like we haven't learned our lesson yet.

TAGS: capitalism is failure
Rating: 2.71/5

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Phil8192 - April 18, 2014, 11:13 am
Capitalism didn't fail in 1929. It was sabotaged by those who illegally and surreptitiously set up the Federal Reserve and illegally created the Federal Income Tax, even though the 16th Amendment was never ratified!
OTC - November 29, 2013, 1:16 am
They don't understand that the Federal Reserve is not capitalism, but as long as it fits their agenda...
birddseedd - November 28, 2013, 10:30 pm
Actually, capitalism is the reason I still own a home for my family. Before you take something like the great depression out of context, perhaps you should have an open mind about current real world examples.

DONALD TRUMP - A grand example of good old American capitalism at its best. BTW, he started from scratch to get rich; he didn't inherit any of his wealth.

CAPTAIN ANTI-AMERICA - Fighting democracy, freedom and free market capiatlism.

North Korea's Road To Serfdom -


LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT - The economic system we used to become the richest, most powerful, most pampered nation on the planet - And you're telling us it doesn't work???


TAGS: che guevara communist capitalism liberals
Rating: 4.6/5

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blesic - December 2, 2014, 11:54 pm
Capitalism didn't win. It defected to his side. That's why his merchandise is being sold.

TRICKLE-DOWN THEORY - To wait for the people far above you to piss all over you just so you can attain hydration.

CAPITALISM - It only works if YOU do!

capitalism is evil -

SOCIALISM: GOVERNMENT BY SLAVERY - Capitalism is Equality of Freedom. Socialism is Equality of Slavery. Socialism is Equality through Trickle-up.

TAGS: socialism poverty capitalism freedom
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 7, 2012, 8:33 pm
What's your point? Socialism has everthing to do with why Cuba has antiquated vehicles and all the problems a**ociated with totalitarianistic regimes.
SethMythrax - October 7, 2012, 8:29 pm
The US Embargo on Cuba since the early 60's had nothing to do with Cuba's problems.....

MEET JONATHAN LAVINE - The Heartless Bastard Behind Bain Capital Layoffs, And Major Obama Bundler


SOCIALISM=SLAVERY/TRICKLE-UP POVERTY - CAPITALISM=FREEDOM. Compared to its neighbors, North Korea (outlined for clarity) seems like a black hole. South Korea, which looked like the North within living memory, is now a sea of lights.

Socialism is Evil -

THIS WEEKS OBAMA GREEN FAILURES - Solar Trust of America LLC, files bankruptcy - $2.1 Billion in DOE loan guarantees. A123 Systems, subject of investor class action suit - $279 million in DOE loans Both sure to be ignored by the Lamestream Media

CAPITALISM ISN'T WORKING - Mainly because neither are you.


SWEATSHOPS - Slavery didn't go away, it just turned into this thing called "slave wages."

STUDENT LOANS - Did a bank hold a gun to his head and make him borrow the money?


TAGS: capitalism communism politics exploitation
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - January 23, 2013, 10:08 pm
Thank you : )
Rudedog - January 23, 2013, 9:49 pm
Simple, great, insightful.

LIBERALS; - Stop blaming everyone for your issues and take responsibility for your life. I know, taking responsibility for anything is hard for you, but I believe...

Loony Liberals -

CAPITALISM: - Their failure at it is proof it works.

IMMUTABLE TRUTH - A man who abhors capitalism, yet who makes millions as a capitalist, who hires non-union labor to make films (for more capitalist profit). Priceless


HOPE AND CHANGE - The only thing that has improved on Obama's watch is his golf handicap!

Atlas Scratched -

REPUBLICAN HYPOCRASY? - If you're so afraid of government power why would you rush to support the power of life and death?

MARGARET THATCHER - "Though I may die, the pox on your land called 'free market ecnomics' remains...."

TAGS: margaret thatcher capitalism economy money
Rating: 2/5

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Cannabal - April 16, 2013, 4:25 pm
Rust in Peace, Iron Lady.
PapaFox - April 16, 2013, 4:16 pm
Looks like she wasn't as universally liked as one might think. :-D

ANDREW RYAN - He thought capitalist, free market economic principles were "Too Big To Fail" in his Atlantean Utopia, too.


Climate Crusader DiCaprio -

Donald Trump: Unfit For Command -

APPLE - American Products Pleasing Lazy Earthlings


THE NEW COLD WAR - The Spread of Communism was replaced by the spread of Capitalism. American socialists threaten to stifle economic growth while China thrives = dangerous.

THE POTS CALL THE KETTLES RACIST - Liberals lie. Its what they do. They project their own shortcomings onto their opponents, calling us racists, stupid, evil, greedy etc..

CAPTAIN AMERICA - Yep, the liberals destroyed him, too.

''PROPERTY IS THEFT !'' - If theft is wrong, should an individual's property by protected?... Moron.

DEMOCRACY - The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. Winston Churchill


RETAILERS HAIL BLACK FRIDAY AS BEST EVER - Which = epic fail for "Occupy Black Friday". OWS: 2011 Joke-of-the-Year.

PERRY: "LET THE MARKET FIGURE IT OUT." - Thank you. Get the government out of the way of businesses so we can be prosperous again. Socialism=cancer.



TAGS: capitalism
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - September 15, 2012, 2:26 am
deerbag2 - September 14, 2012, 8:42 pm
1000 lions


kAnYe wEsT -

Economics -


CAPIALISM: THR YANKESS OF ECONOMIC STRUCTURE - Socialism: the KC Royals of economic structure.

THE CAP SAVES LIVES - The Boy Scouts sell popcorn. Can you guess who gets the most publicity?

Digital Currency -

TAGS: money capitalism bitcoin economics internet
Rating: 5/5

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EmmaRoydes - May 12, 2014, 2:06 pm
didn't mt.gox already go under?
Curlyrocks - May 12, 2014, 12:38 pm
Now now even after normal people stop exchanging Bit Coin you'll still be able to exchange them on MT.GOX for Magic cards, those can only go up in value right?

Wisdom -

TAGS: escape
Rating: 4.82/5

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Cold War -

TAGS: cold war communism capitalism usa russia
Rating: 4.8/5

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Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 7:18 pm
I'm willing to grant that considering all that black gold was bought up by China of all places. But I can't think of any other rationale worth waging a war, especially when the Weapons of Mass Destruction weren't exactly accounted for.
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 7:13 pm
Comment #71631
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 6:56 pm
Petroleum, you have to be kidding. USGS estimates we have 2.3 trillion barrels in un***ped reserves.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 6:53 pm
Communism? Where did I say anything about communism?
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 6:52 pm
Geeze, that's a real tough one. Socialism: a theory or system of social organization that advocates the vesting of the ownership and control of the means of production and distribution, of capital, land, etc., in the community as a whole.
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 6:23 pm
I'm not sure you're entirely familiar with what the definition of Socialism really is, never mind Communism. And there is nothing more in demand than rockets, bombs, and Petroleum, so a Capitalist affair it most certainly was and still is.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 5:44 pm
Neither of which has anything to do with the definition of socialism, but everything to do with stupidity.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 5:42 pm
greg abbot because he is in a wheel chair.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 5:41 pm
The war in Iraq was just a stupid move by the government and had nothing to do with capitalism. It's like slamming socialism because a socialist president allow the fed to pump so much money into finding out why les***** are fat or wendy davis attacking
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:33 pm
Took the outta my mouth. :P
Curlyrocks - October 20, 2014, 5:31 pm
Because as a libertarian my 2 favorite things are shooting off my mouth and making inaccurate a**umptions about people on the left.
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:02 pm
*destabilized Iraq
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:01 pm
No, that's what I was saying, what I was saying is that War in Iraq is a great, big ol' Crisis-Capitalist scam, and as a Libertarian, why are you speaking for me? Are you or have you ever been a member of the Communist Party?!
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 5:00 pm
Did you not just a**ert that Capitalism creates more incentives to work? A destabilized certainly is a great incentive for work and profit, just as it was before. The term here is Crisis Capitalism, and so you know, this is all germane to your comment.
Curlyrocks - October 20, 2014, 4:07 pm
He's pointing out the futility of make work programs, and feels that most recent wars have been nothing more than make work programs. Although maybe I'm wrong I probably shouldn't speak for other people. But that's how I feel.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 3:37 pm
and that relates to my comment or your poster in what way?
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 2:35 pm
Y'know, when you put it like that, it now makes a lot of sense why Iraq was invaded in the first place: it was job stimulus program.
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 2:06 pm
(no work, no money).
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 2:05 pm
(no work, no money).
EmmaRoydes - October 20, 2014, 2:05 pm
Communism (like socialism) takes away the incentive to work (no work, no sweat) resulting in dimished wealth for the state. Capitalism generates much more wealth for the state (via taxes) and individuals by increasing the incentive to work
Cannabal - October 20, 2014, 9:11 am
Curlyrocks - October 19, 2014, 11:25 pm
In my opinion a good chunk of the fall of the USSR was because they blew there resources and military might trying to conquer and tame Afghanistan. Good thing we won't make that mistake.


MICHAEL MOORE - Crusades against capitalism (while getting rich from capitalism)

KING OF CRONY CAPITALISM - Warren, a Democrat, wages war for Obama and BIG DEBT and Big Spending

DARWINISM - The reason why I'm living a fairly prosperous life with an excellent credit rating while OWS cries in parks


DON'T BE SCARED OF FREE MARKETS - "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." George Bernard Shaw

Only Liberals -

TAGS: abortion capitalpunishment liberalism hypocrisy deathpenalty
Rating: 4.5/5

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yourmomchoselife - October 22, 2013, 8:04 am
They believe killing the innocent is a human right but the right to life is not.
yourmomchoselife - October 22, 2013, 7:57 am
They demand the right to kill the innocent.
Curlyrocks - October 21, 2013, 10:56 pm
They don't want to kill the innocent, they'll just look the other way while some one else does it, like drone strikes.

THE PERFECT STORM - After Nov 2012, conservatives will House, Senate, the WH & the Supreme Court. Time to eradicate socialism.

Polar Ice Caps Melting -

OLDEST FORM OF CAPITALISM - Rape is the oldest form of Socialism


TAGS: public television captialism
Rating: 4.29/5

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Renza - February 19, 2013, 7:57 am
low information beats no information every time.
JGalt - February 18, 2013, 11:33 pm
yeah, it panders to low information Democrat voters!


Capitali$t Healthcare -

CAPITALISM = FREEDOM - Socialism = slavery. Didn't work too well for the Soviet Union.

Why Wal-Mart Can't Pay Emlpoyees $15/Hour -

OBAMA LIED - Affordable gasoline died

TAGS: cap and tax
Rating: 4.18/5

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CIVILIZATION - Just one great big ol' pyramid scheme.

TAGS: money debt capitalism plutocracy society
Rating: 3.83/5

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deerbag2 - April 2, 2013, 10:36 am
good one

WELL... - Every time I enter Taco Bell wearing my ICE vest and Border Patrol cap, I end up self-serving anyway.

UNION PROTESTS IN WISCONSIN - The union workers obviously don't like the passed legislation, and most Americans had and have the same view on Obamacare. However... most Americans didn't literally storm DC in retaliation.

HEALTH INSURANCE - Doctors would rather you have a heart attack because that's the only way they can reap your full benefits.

CAP & GOWN AMNESTY - First it was Cap & Trade energy, then Cap & Tax energy, now its Cap & Gown Amnesty. When will the Moonbats realize they are on the wrong side of every issue? Lets cap the moonbats!

Blue Gold -

PATENT MEDICINES - The same problem that lead to the establishment of the FDA is back again, and the FDA isn't helping it!

THE NEW BREAKFAST CEREAL - Will be Very Very Expensive

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A LIBERAL - If you believe Capitalism causes poverty.

THOMAS SOWELL - Expressing his disdain for Wall Street and the billionaire class

TAGS: conservative thomas sowell capitalism economy
Rating: 3.57/5

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Cannabal - April 7, 2013, 1:54 pm
"Behind every major fortune is a great theft."
Renza - April 6, 2013, 12:12 pm
yeah, taking from the poor to give to the rich does work far better for countries. What kind of country could have a good economy with well spread out and flowing wealth, its crazy, it needs to be stockpiled by just a couple people to work.
JGalt - April 5, 2013, 11:29 pm
How many times do we have to say that you don't create wealth by stealing from the rich? Look at all the countries that became poor in the name of redistribution- motivation of workers drops, productivity fails, society deteriorates
PapaFox - April 5, 2013, 6:52 pm
Too right!

BUDGET BROUHAHA / SCAPEGOAT - Just remember if and when budget votes fall apart this week its not the Republican's fault- Dems couldn't get it done when they controlled all three branches...now they want a scapegoat

CLASS WARFARE - The owner of this receipt pays only 15% of his income in taxes.

CAPITALISM - At some point, you run out of other people's money.

TAGS: capitalism economy money wall street
Rating: 3.29/5

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Cannabal - January 22, 2013, 3:18 am
It certainly is not. Now, if only everybody else knew that.
Rudedog - January 21, 2013, 8:48 pm
Capitalism is not corporatism.

UNIONS - My children don't have to work in factories now. Thanks a lot freedom haters.

TAGS: unions capitalism socialism
Rating: 3.17/5

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deerbag2 - October 7, 2012, 1:18 pm
How old are you? Didn't that stop back in the 1920's? Now-a-days they Asian kids, thanks to Unions. (made in China)

CAPITALISM - Capitalizing on the moment to make money.

ROBBER BARONS - Today, they are called "job creators."

ARISTOCRACY - Exaltation of the rich, of the wealthy, of the nobility or royaly, is not a mark of a free society.

DOW JONES IS UP - Yep, Obama is destroying America piece by piece, bit by bit.

SILLY UNIONS - Don't you know only people at the top can look out for their self interests.